Tomboy’s House of Pizza

Isle of Tease Festival, Victoria BC, 2024

“Using his 16 inch silicone... pizza dough, sometimes dropped, but always hot, this pizza burlesque routine will reside in a pizza-your-heart forever!”

Tomboy Breaks into the House of Masculinity (Burglar)

Marathong, Calgary AB, 2025

Do you have a problematic favourite? Although Tomboy doesn’t want to ever emulate a certain magazine publisher/mansion owner…he sure likes that smoking jacket. Will Tomboy be able to purloin the patriarchy? Can he pilfer The Playboy? Will he loot the coot? Only one burlesque performance (this one) will tell!

Cone For Me

Isle of Tease Festival, Victoria BC, 2025

Does this guy do other acts NOT based on food? Yes, but this isn’t one of them! I scream, you scream, we all scream for Tomboy Selleck! Rolling through your neighbourhood at a respectful speed, there’s nothing vanilla about what he’s serving. Why get “Ben and Jerry” when you can have “MenthatareHairy?

Tomboy Teaser Reel

3 Years of Rookie Goodies

What does Tomboy do? Well, if you ask him, he will say “slut clown.”

Stolen Valour (Fireman)

Calgary Pride Festival, Calgary AB, 2025

Tomboy has a father (known as Tom-man) who served his community in Calgary, AB for 25 years as a firefighter. Tomboy considered becoming a fireman, but then remembered he is bad under pressure and an absolute chicken. Tomboy’s dad has named this piece “Stolen Valour.”